words: ~13 600
rating: S for graphic sex
pairing: Meredith McKay/Teyla Emmagan
spoilers: general season four
notes: I started writing this back in October, thinking that I would write a short piece about Meredith (Rodney's-always-been-a-girl!Meredith) and Teyla, because - I thought - that would be hot. It got longer, and got abandoned a few times ( Read more... )

friends! everyone seems down today! that is no good. it feels like everybody's been having a shitty day/week/month, and listen, I am against that.

So here: I wrote you guys some silly fic about SGA team HUGGING. It is a HUGGING story. To cheer you up. And it is dedicated to toft_froggy, and unamaga, and villainny, and monanotlisa, and amireal, and wolfshark, and really anyone who feels like crap ( Read more... )

kink: fucking machines
words: ~2500
fandom/pairing: SGA, John/Rodney
rating: S for smut (srsly)
thanks to: bironic, who did awesome beta work and was kind enough to stare at this story really, really hard. Looking for comma errors, even! And to eruthros, who held my hand some.

N.B.: This story was manufactured in a facility that also processes other kinks: ( Read more... )

words: ~3700 (this challenge is going to kill me)
fandom: SGA
pairing: OT4 (that's John/Rodney/Teyla/Ronon)
rating: very much S for smut.

kinks: tattooing, bondage (wrist restraints), cockrings, bukkake/facials
notes: this is my first story for kink_bingo! I'm going to be posting them here as I write them, since I'm going for a blackout and it's going to be ( Read more... )

hey, guys, I found this on my hard drive while looking for a recipe for banana bread (my filing system, go figure). I wrote it for apple_pi back in November, when she was feeling sick, and then I forgot that I wrote it. Anyway, I didn't think she'd mind if I posted it here, just so that I don't lose it again; I kinda like it.

Words: 400ish
Warning: ( Read more... )

so, I was going to do this thing where I wrote TEN kisses for this round at mcsmooch, to beat my previous NINE kisses a couple of rounds ago. did I succeed in this goal? no. mostly because I forgot. but I did write, um, two:

Simulacrum (warning: spoilers for The Last Man)

and

Oasis (warning: hugs ( Read more... )

rating: M for Makeouts
words: ~1000
pairings: Teyla/Kate, Teyla/Kannan, Teyla/Jennifer, John/Rodney
spoilers: for the general Teyla plot in S4, and big ones for Doppelganger
notes: this fic is for the_drifter, who asked for Teyla-fic to the tune of Neko Case's Fox Confessor Brings the Flood.

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pairing: mckay/sheppard
rating: very much S for smut
warning: sigh. TENTACLE PORN.
words: ~7300
notes: So, I asked for fic prompts, and three separate people who aren't even sockpuppets of each other asked for john/rodney tentacle-fic. I was thus legally obligated to write same. And, uh, it kind of got away from me. So now it's like, EPIC john/ ( Read more... )

I asked you guys for a bunch of prompts, and you gave me a bunch of (awesome, exciting) prompts, and then I completely ignored them all and wrote this instead. shrug. I am totally writing some more tonight, but here's some porn to start off.

Pairing Grouping: Ronon/Rodney/Jennifer
Rating: S for Smut
Words: ~4200
Notes: title is from the Iron and ( Read more... )

genre: edutainment, crackfic
words: ~2000
a/n: so, as ever, this is the fault of eruthros and I spitballing cracked out AUs while wandering around town. As it turns out, we were both fans of Mathnet as kids, and once we started reminiscing, the SGA/Mathnet fusion idea wasn't far off.

If you've never seen Mathnet, or don't remember it, there are a few ( Read more... )